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Your submission deadline is Saturday, February 3, 2018 at p.m.

(Eastern Time.) Here’s my “penned” limerick: Please feel free to enter my Limerick-Off by posting your limerick(s) in my comments.

(Here’s last week’s Limerick-Off Award Winner.) Additionally, you may write themed limericks related to TEENS, using any rhyme scheme. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my article.) I’ll announce the winners on January 21, 2018, right before I post the next Limerick-Off.

And of course I’ll present an extra award — one for the best TEEN-related limerick. So that gives you two full weeks to submit your clever, polished verse.

(Here’s last week’s Limerick-Off Award Winner.) Additionally, you may write themed limericks related to IMPATIENCE, using any rhyme scheme. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my article.) I’ll announce the winners on February 4, 2018 right before I post the next Limerick-Off.

And of course I’ll present an extra award — one for the best IMPATIENCE-related limerick. So that gives you two full weeks to submit your clever, polished verse.

And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post. Though my actions were bold and quite brash, No one noticed or batted a lash.

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email [email protected] Subject: Mad Kane’s Newsletter. Tags: Competition Limerick, Crime, Limerick Challenge, Limerick Contest, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Theft, Writing Prompts Posted in Behavior & Personality, Contests, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Competition, Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest | 86 Comments » It’s time to announce the latest Limerick-Off winners based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in the last Limerick-Off. I had little to show From that damn mistletoe; Just a rather embarrassing rash.

” (4th Thursday of January) Said a gal to her spouse, with a frown: “Tell me, why are you dressed like a clown? (Homonyms or homophones are fine.) The best submission will be crowned Limerick-Off Award Winner.

(Here’s last week’s Limerick-Off Award Winner.) Additionally, you may write themed limericks related to the WINTER OLYMPICS, using any rhyme scheme. (If you’re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here’s my article.) I’ll announce the winners on February 18, 2018 right before I post the next Limerick-Off.

And of course I’ll present an extra award — one for the best WINTER OLYMPICS-related limerick. So that gives you two full weeks to submit your clever, polished verse.

And of course I’ll present an extra award — one for the best CELEBRATION-related limerick. So that gives you two full weeks to submit your clever, polished verse.

Your submission deadline is Saturday, January 6, 2018, at p.m.